MarkArandjus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Johnny Wonder Ep. 1]

Wrong and weird...SO FINE

Nice oldish movie black and white thing you got there.

Mr Reynolds is offitially on the top 10 fucked personalitys I ever saw list.

''Well Johnny your mom's a bitchhh''

He's a gay pedofile weirdo on cocain and weed.
+He gives drugs to children

The getting high part and playing the guitar was AWSOME
So wrong, but AWSOME
The Jesus going to heaven and him jamming is just like...oh man
WHAT is that song anyway?

Going in to the corner is also just...weird and funny.

Oh the narrator was also...funny?

PS
I like the outro Oh where's Johnny, Oh he's over there...KNOW WHAT I WANT THE SONG! I DO!

Sound qulaty was good, just... make it louder....the voices I had to turn my speakers up.

[serious bob]

I'm happy for you :D

Lemme tell it to you staright.
This wasn't very well drawn.
BUT WHO CARES

You have proved that with hard work good action and ides you can entertain!

I'm so happy you made it on the front you gave a lot of folks hope if you ask me.

Knockin on heaven's door HAH
Perfect :P

Good action man.

[The Little Girl]

...even the postman

What a delightfull gothic tale.
LOVELY, I can say no more!

[The Ma$sAcre 2: Revenge]

Good shit

Nice stick figure and alike action, I enjoyed it.
You know no point but it was very entertaining.

Some nice smooth fights and great sound.
This inspires me to do shit...

The song fro mgladiator was so wrong though...

[Legacy Episode 2]

Great series, shame it won't return.

The animation was very fluid and the characters very life like. Nice Japanese style.

The only thing I would at to is for you to be more careful with lines. It seems they're all the same thicknes. Something like 1 pixel. Make the outline lines thicker.

Except for the outlines it was flawless.
Some of the best samurai action I have ever seen.

[Transitions Episode 1]

Hey yo James!

I don't know if you'll ever read this dude, but...

You've just become my role model.

See I made this Star wars thing, and it has the same drawing style.
YOu know no lines, just fills. Except yours is much more...sophisticated, shall we say?
OK how about cooler? Awsomer? The shizznek?

Well anyway I've decided all my ICHHLTS are gonna be in this style, hope you don't mind if I look up after you?

Other than that great humor, style, the whole nine yards.

And of course graphics :P

Brand-new-hero responds:

i remmeber watchin ure star wars flash! you had some sweet ideas in there man. I don't mind if u want to experiment with your style at all - thats ure freedom to do so man! You don't need to ask me ifi mind! I'm psyched that i'm inspiring people! Thanks for the praise and guess what - i did read this.

[Lord of the Clocks pt. 1a]

My style of parody.

I'm doing a major Matrix thing and it's gonna be like this. Same Sentances with diffrent names, same events, same scenes, but diffrent.

I love this it's the most accurate LOTR parody I've seen.

Now despite the fact that clock movies in the past have been...um not so good, I'm glad to see clocks are improving. Hopefully this will eventually end clock racism. Some folks don't like clock movies no matter what. I say judge not a movie by it's maker, but by it's qualaty.

Soo keep it up.
PS
My clock day was pretty magical.

StrangeClock responds:

Good to know <3

[Tom Cruise Gets Wet!]

BTW orka's eyes are not in that white ricle thing

Um I think Tom was right.
And I don't even like Tom Cruise.

SEriousy what's so funny bout squirting someone?

And I like the way he handeled it. Oh ya didn't think Tom was gonna stand up for himself did ya? Don't look now but he's preaching you!!
Don't run you sorry lil jerk I wanna talk to your ass!!!

Well this was a great joke.
And it had the kids from another bunny.
(wich also mean you're lazy :P)

I don't blame Tome, how would you have handeled it?
Well anyway TLG media has proven once again, that with a clever joke no matter how lonk or well drawn the front is a piece of cake. You guys are really in a row huh?

[Batman Lives]

HA!

I was really suprised.
Really.
This don't happen often
It starts with kick ass graphics, dark city, church, climbing higher and highr, and then...
The dark night apeares!
Just as you begin to soak up the awe...he falls down.
Great!

Although you should put in more screaming.
Like AWWW FUCK....FUCK! That hurt...God fucking damnit I hate it when thsi happens!!!

But it was OK.
Really nice graphics.

I only wish someone would make a flash this qualaty and make a nice batman flash for real....hmmm maybe ME?
hmmm

[Cigaro]

BLAST OFF! IT'S PARTY TIME!!!

I fucking love CIGARO!!!!
Cigaro, cigaro, cigar!!!!

But sorry to disapoint you man not a lot going on, yes I know you warned me bout it in the comment.

Nice lips though.

Try having them grab their crouch when they go MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!

kinggila responds:

Heh, thanks for reviewing. I've been checking and checking and checking to see if there's any new reviews to respond to and here I am now. :D

About the suggestion you said about them grab their crouch, well, I won't put that sort of thing in any of the flashes I'll make, sorry.