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Get your anti-emo ribbon!

Posted by MarkArandjus Jan. 4, 2008 @ 12:28 PM EST

That's right!
You got a problem with those selfpitying for no reason suffering spoilt ungrateful trendy brats that you wish could do us all a favour and cheer the fuck up?

Well maybe it's time you wear your heart on your sleeve! And now you (kinda) can! With the anti-emo ribbon!

The cheapest and simplest way to let the world know that not only are you not a part of the emo philosophy, but that you dislike it as well :)

Get the template here, print it on both sides, cut out a strip, roll it and pin it through, keep it tr00!

With a spetial thanks to Kayla here for helping out ^^

UPDATE:
This is sort of a comment to the comments below. I dont' know what you'll use this ribbon for. Either you really have an idealistic cause to not like emo or you're just going to wear it because it's going to make you look hardcore and because 'everybody's doing it'.
You do what you want. Whetever you do, don't take me for for an ignorant shit liek that. I dont' hate emo kids, I wouldn't hurt an emo kid (I'd slap them as a wake up call, I'll admit that), I dont' hate anybody. Just this stupid trend, subculture, way of thought, whatever yo uwant to call it. Nothing good can come from emo, whatever freedom it makes you feel comes from the inherited punk rock part of it.
Peace :*

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Jan. 4, 2008 | 12:54 PM Daniel-M says:

hahahah, thats awesome

Jan. 4, 2008 | 1:00 PM MarkArandjus responds:

Why thanks Daniel ^^

Jan. 4, 2008 | 1:36 PM Drancerdude says:

you are right ,, i hate those emo's ,, go search for a life... in another d\imension!
(the emo who was crying ab out Britney Spears was fun tho XD)

Jan. 4, 2008 | 3:46 PM MarkArandjus responds:

Don't hate emos, hate emo :)

And Chris Crocker (I think) was a transexual, not an emo.

Jan. 4, 2008 | 1:56 PM EndlessHate says:

Wait wait... are we talking about the stereotypical emo who cries about everything?

Or are we talking about the stupid idea that having emotions means you are emo.

"Drancerdude says:

you are right ,, i hate those emo's ,, go search for a life... in another d\imension!
(the emo who was crying ab out Britney Spears was fun tho XD)."

Like this idiot right here. He thinks that the guy crying about Britney Spears is emo. No, that's called feeling sorry for someone.

Emo is crying and cutting yourself because you didn't get cheese on your macaroni.

Jan. 4, 2008 | 3:49 PM MarkArandjus responds:

One of the defentioins of emo to me is someone overly reacting emotionally without good reason. Liek you said.

The thing that pisses me most off about emo is that this whole suffering fascade is somehow cool =/ It's a slap in the face to all the people with real problems.

Ever heard of poor emo kids? Yeah me neither.

Jan. 4, 2008 | 2:31 PM Me-Mighty-Leper says:

What about awesome people like Me, a long haired, chain wearing, tattooed, drunken, black wearing, heavy metal manic, psycho 16 year old. I absolutely hate emos to the core, and, despite My never-ending comedic nature, I'm labelled as one. DESTROY THEM ALL. I don't cut Myself, I cut everyone else!!!

By the way, a more 'hard-core' ribbon would be appreciated.

Jan. 4, 2008 | 3:57 PM MarkArandjus responds:

Oh don't worry you don't have emo, what you have is called an ego :)
So keep up the good spirit mr 16 year old awsome crazy metal psycho person!

A more hardcore ribbon? Yes I'll be installing razors in the next one :)
Maybe a big Cannibal cropse sign over it? Yeah, for sure!
Khm...

Jan. 4, 2008 | 3:51 PM Sparki29 says:

HAY YOU FUCKTARD WHY DON'T YOU FUCKIN LEAVE US EMOS ALONE WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU THAT YOU'RE BEING SO MEAN TO US !!!

Jan. 4, 2008 | 4:18 PM MarkArandjus responds:

It's not what you did to me. It's what you did to the kids.

It's what you did to a few of my friends who attepted to commit suicide because it was coooooool in some misunderstood way, it's what you did to an entire generation of kids in their early teens.

I'm not talking about the fashion or the music, dress into whatever you want, listen to what you want, scream your skinny asses off, I don't give a care. It's the destorted view of that you induced because it was cool when all it really was is just an outlet for a bunch of histrionic kids with a finiancial backround that can afford all those fancy digital cameras to take pictures to upload them to wher- the-fuckign-ever I don't know.

Any sence of freedom or independance that you ever felt from emo was actually, on some level, punk. You know that thing emo came from.

Dont' get me wrong I know a lot of 'emo' people that listen to emo, dress emo, the works, but they're just normal happy kids. I'm talking about the real cases that need a good bitchslap and an excurision to Darfur.

My only regret is that anti-emo is used out of an aspiration that is pretty much the same and equaly stupid. TO be cool. As I'm sure a few comments will demonstrate, they don't knwo what the hell they're talkign about, they just want to look badass.

Get that capslock button fixed, love Mark :*

Jan. 4, 2008 | 4:00 PM SaltshakerClock says:

i hate them, there is one at my school who calls me and emo, when he is all black hair, wicked white face, blacks clothes, and cuts. all over his arms. Thanks for this, most people just say, " oh i hate them", and do nothing.

Jan. 4, 2008 | 4:19 PM MarkArandjus responds:

Personally I dont' hate anyone. Not even the emos. I just hate emo. The idea of it. The stupid idea of it.

Much oblidged ;)

Jan. 4, 2008 | 4:10 PM retyuoligkl says:

I printed like 10 and gave them all to my freinds!

Jan. 4, 2008 | 4:20 PM MarkArandjus responds:

Wait... ten pages? Shit that's like a hundret ribbons XD

Next thing you know there's gonna be an emo holocaust, please no phyisical violence I don't support that shit XD

Jan. 4, 2008 | 4:18 PM X-Gary-Gigax-X says:

Haw haw phunni

Jan. 4, 2008 | 4:29 PM MarkArandjus responds:

Thnx gharreh-ghigghaks :)

Jan. 4, 2008 | 5:14 PM Splizce says:

I WANT ONE SOOOO BAD

Jan. 4, 2008 | 5:19 PM MarkArandjus responds:

Print it, cut it, roll it, pin it, problem solved =P

Jan. 4, 2008 | 5:15 PM alexgm12 says:

I will wear this ribbon with pride and when asked what the ribbon is for I will declare, "THIS IS FOR THOSE WHO DIED BECAUSE OF EMO PEOPLE!" And that person will probably avoid me henceforth. And possibly become emo themselves after the interaction. No seriously though this is a bad trend that only leads to problems. I hope people once will look back on this phase and say, "Why did I do that?" But that is nonsense because that would be the right thing to do and doing the right thing isnt popular.

Jan. 4, 2008 | 5:23 PM MarkArandjus responds:

Ohhh the emos wil probably look back. They defenetly will.

The one's who are just, you know, into it as a fashion will be all, "Hey remember when we were sooo emo :D" "Aw yeah, haha XD"

The true emos will probably look upon it as a big waste of time. Very precious time in your lifehood. Seriously, your teens can have waaay better moments than to be some pile of sad shit.

Jan. 4, 2008 | 6:13 PM alexgm12 says:

I hope that you are right about the true emos. You probably are considering there are few adult emo people. But then again i guess they just hide in the shadows with their hair over their face so you cant really tell how old they are...

Jan. 4, 2008 | 6:39 PM MarkArandjus responds:

Now this here is some scarry shit. Right here :S
I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks.... ughhh

Jan. 4, 2008 | 6:33 PM linkrocker says:

I might get one for the sake of Christ!

Jan. 4, 2008 | 6:40 PM MarkArandjus responds:

Don't get one for Christ's sake, he can dish it. Get one for yo'self =P

Jan. 4, 2008 | 7:38 PM PicoZX says:

I always happy.
Let me have one!
(Awesome ribbon.)

Jan. 5, 2008 | 3:27 AM MarkArandjus responds:

Thank you ^^

Jan. 4, 2008 | 11:36 PM Jack06R says:

lol that's fuckin' cool man, and to all those whiners bitching about this...ah go fuck yourselves! this is an enlightened man here!

Jan. 5, 2008 | 3:28 AM MarkArandjus responds:

Enlightened... okay that's a first XD thanks

Jan. 5, 2008 | 1:54 AM Dazmi says:

Well, I have a life. So I'm not gonna waste my time

Jan. 5, 2008 | 3:28 AM MarkArandjus responds:

Good for you Dazmi :)

Jan. 5, 2008 | 4:11 AM Smartdog says:

Sparki29 set a perfect example of why to get these!!!

Jan. 5, 2008 | 4:45 AM MarkArandjus responds:

Hehe

Jan. 5, 2008 | 4:59 AM Migashi says:

Thank you, but getting rid of the emos wont be solved with paper ribbons. First, we burn the MySpace servers... won't affect us, NG is basically the same thing since the update... minus the emos, plus the annoyances... then, we just take care of the rest of them with my new line of "Anti-emo fully automatic assault rifles." That'll show them.

If you want your very own Anti-emo fully automatic assault rifle, just pm me with your social security number, and your home address*

*Please... don't, it was a joke

Jan. 5, 2008 | 5:30 AM MarkArandjus responds:

Yeah well curing aids ain't gonna happen with red ones either, but people still wear them XD

And killing emos won't solve the problem either... just create a whole bunch of dead kids XD Not good =P

Take a good piece of advice from Anthrax mate "You cannot kill what doesn't die." You can't kill human nature, you can only fight it :) That's why disco's still around to this day :P

Jan. 5, 2008 | 5:20 AM Migashi says:

Well said... though I feel that if you are self pitying, you have three options, (Today is about numbered lists for me!)

1.) Correct the problem without spilling your blood all over your moms new carpet. I mean, come on... the carpet wasn't cheap

2.) Stop complaining... I mean, whats fun about being emo... Hot Topic is rather expensive, and I actually use my safety pins.

3.) Do something drastic, (other than suicide or cluster suicides, or even mass cutting.) I'm sure buying some brighter, more attractive clothes might help... or, even dulling your various razor blades on some boxes... I mean, that is what they were designed for, boxes, not flesh. Even a sex change might make you happier *cough* Chris Crocker*cough*

Dude, thats a good slogan... "Cut boxes, not flesh!"

Jan. 5, 2008 | 5:33 AM MarkArandjus responds:

Johnny Utah had a fourth option. It was jerking off I think XD
Personally I prefer Anger over Sadness, at least anger is productive.

Feb. 8, 2008 | 3:57 PM hitman-kill-3 says:

i freaking want to fill up al my room so i can keep the emo kids nex door outside and stoping them from asking me if ihave ani rusty old razors i mind giving them ...any way i look fordward to seeing more of your flash in '08 jajajajaja

Mar. 16, 2008 | 9:17 AM Wolferz says:

Cool ribbons. I don't support the idea of being overly emotional and cutting yourself up too. There ARE good people that wil understand you emos! geez. ^^

Apr. 13, 2008 | 10:30 PM hitman-kill-3 says:

woah good idea and one question why the fuck are they so sad? and about what are they so sad? if u can answer me nice if u cant "he world may never know" mmm..........im gonna make this popular in mexico.........lolz

peas umm......i mean peace

Apr. 13, 2008 | 10:32 PM hitman-kill-3 says:

who the fuck was that guy up there? ................O__o shit some one is in my acount...............................
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