That's right!
You got a problem with those selfpitying for no reason suffering spoilt ungrateful trendy brats that you wish could do us all a favour and cheer the fuck up?

Well maybe it's time you wear your heart on your sleeve! And now you (kinda) can! With the anti-emo ribbon!

The cheapest and simplest way to let the world know that not only are you not a part of the emo philosophy, but that you dislike it as well :)

Get the template here, print it on both sides, cut out a strip, roll it and pin it through, keep it tr00!

With a spetial thanks to Kayla here for helping out ^^

UPDATE:
This is sort of a comment to the comments below. I dont' know what you'll use this ribbon for. Either you really have an idealistic cause to not like emo or you're just going to wear it because it's going to make you look hardcore and because 'everybody's doing it'.
You do what you want. Whetever you do, don't take me for for an ignorant shit liek that. I dont' hate emo kids, I wouldn't hurt an emo kid (I'd slap them as a wake up call, I'll admit that), I dont' hate anybody. Just this stupid trend, subculture, way of thought, whatever yo uwant to call it. Nothing good can come from emo, whatever freedom it makes you feel comes from the inherited punk rock part of it.
Peace :*

Pity, Pity!
Oooon the millions of ignorant people...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBk loFE =/

An American friend of mine said:
".... oh lord -.- I swear they perposly only showed the idiots I swear -.-"

I hope so Joseph, I hope so =S

I'm going to write this while I'm still pissed off.

So,
I just watched Transformers, the live action 2007 movie (yes, I know it's late and old), and booooooy did it suck.
So I saw the trailers and they had some super serial robots, I was all HFSTLA!

Add the movie does have NICE robots man with the parts and the tickidy sound yeaaah, great job on he 10 000 piece bots, really, everything else, in a typical Michael Bay manor, SUCKED.

Here's why:

-The move like all Michael Bay movies are overblown overdramatised full of slowmotion clips, shaking cameras, louad panic, everythime something mobilises it jus HAS TO show the soldier boarding the jets or whatever. Eve noticed everything in Bay's movies is kinda gray or dark blue and shiny, buff soldiers with tight-ass guns. Macho material, backed with epic music. All this would be just fine, if the movies didn't suck. When you think abotu ti, except for one factor all of his movies are the same. If you take out the astronauts from Armageddon, the cops from Bad boys (well Bad boys 2 at least, cause 1 was okay), the soldiers from The rock and finally the transformers for Transformers, it's all the same stuff!

-Totally unrealistic scenarios; I know! how about a scene where the two teens, some totally unreal MIB type freak I would expect from Fox kids and the secretary of defence make a stand with shotguns in a room with no secret service guard and stuff... stupid.

-Bad script;
"Optimus, Jazz... died." "He was a brave soldier... anyway, we won *drops Jazz's body* let's go get some drinks!"

"Sam... whatever happens... I' m really glad I got in that car with you." Oh yeah, soldiers are firing sable rounds, m-16 going off, jets flying around, giant robots lurchign cars through teh air, crushing people, mass pandemonium, destruction, BUT THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR A LOVE SCENE, right =/?

-Selling out. I dont' know about you but I so cleary noticed the PANASONIC card or the CHEVROLET cars, EBAY being metioned more times than the word transform, ect.

As far as the new looks go, some die hard fans argue they don't look much like their old selves. Thank god for that. The old 80s transformers looks like a bunch of metal boxes with fingers and a head. How the are those bulky masses gonna pull realistic stunts like the new ones did?
It's cool that the original Optimus voice actor returned, kinda bad that Megatron's didn't though. But his his voice would be silly with the new Megatron. Still I dont' get why Weaving was chosen for megatron, he must have cosed a fortune and if I wouldnt' have known I would never have guessed it was him.

If I were to cut this movie up in to 7 twenty minute or so parts, only the last two parts would actually have major transformer battle sequences. Here's how the movie should have gone:

It should open with a huge battle on Cybertron, intro, Quatar base getting blowed up, next introduce the human characters, then an at leats 2 minute battle scene, further the plot, transformers killing each other for the glasses, transformers killing each other to get to the base, transformers killing each other to get the allspark, Megatron and Optimus killing each other in a bigass battle, a temporary loss of morale, asskickign followed, victory, conclusion, set up the sequel, the end, transformers running around the city while credits roll.

Seriously, what is wrong with these directors? When you make movies like Spider-man 3 I want to see SPIDER-MAN swinging around kicking ass doing impossible shit, at least a few minutes of web swinging, why the fuck is the movie ending with him dancing with M.J.??? If I wanted that I would read the comic; Comic - drama, characters, story/ Movies - action, CGI, ass kicking. It's that simple!
So if I see a movie called TRANSFORMERS, guess what I want to see in action all the time =/
The decepticons had what, two lines per robot?
Spike, Sam, whatever gets the girl, MAN WHO GIVES A FUCK, GIVE ME SOME NUCLEAR MECHA WARFARE!
We had over twenty years of Cartoons, toys, comics, and mangas for character drama, now we have the CGI to coolen the action. So use it!

I mean fuuuuuck, did you people watch the toon? Pretty much non stop action, the plot and charatcers were already made, you just had to make the robots look cooler, make it more realistic, than just animate and direct it all to ass kick...

JAMES CAMERON WHERE ARE YOU???

(Pic by Stratosmacca)

Okay today at English we were writing words that ended with -ism

Like
Consumerism
Heroism
or
Feminism

Anyway amongst the counting I just blurted otu the most silly thing to come to mind
More specifically:

Fo-shizzle-mah-nizzle-ism

And the teacher was so in hype with writing -ism words she actually wrote the F and started the o after wich she turned around and said:
"Wait Mark, what???"

I was like: "Nothing ^_^' "

I WAS SO COLOOOSE =P

Hahaha

Okay so last week we were reading a poem by Srechko Kosovel (1904-1926, some nice stuff) called The exstasy of death. Basically it's about the bloody apocalyptic downfall of Europe. As we're reading and analysing this poem I realise it looks just like a Slayer song, brutality and all.
I mention this to the teacher after the period ends, and she found the fact interesting and said if I wanted I could present a slayer song to the class and get a spiffy mark. I was like "Word???" and she said I could even play the song =D

So naturally I chose Rainign blood, not the most burtal Slayer song, but it does have parellels to the Kosovel poem, and let's face it; it's basic Slayer material =P

So I translated it into Slovenian (not a bad job at all might I add ^_^)
For those of you who can read slovenian here it is:
---
Dezuje kri
(Vladavina v krvi 1986)

Ujeta v vicah,
neziva stvar, ziva.
Cakajoc povrnitev,
smrt bo njihova pridobitev.

Nebo postaja rdece,
vrnitev k moci se bliza.
Padite vame nebesne skrlatne solze,
unicite pravila iz kamna.

Prebodeni od spodaj; du%u0161e moje izdajalske preteklosti.
Izdalo jih je mnogo, zdaj zgoraj kapljajoci okrasi.

Cakajoc uro povrnitve,
cas vam uhaja...

Dezuje kri!
Iz raztrganega neba.
Krvavi svojo grozo,
tvori mojo podobo,
zdaj bom vladala v krvi!
---

Thing is that during my summer job I had this song in my head many times and I tried to analyse it, I was making some progress, but the click came when I saw the video for the Tori Amos cover, where it shows this scene of bombs being dropped from a plane.

Heureka!
The song is about an incoming war(a lifeless object, alive), who some people will hate and some will love so it's like a neutral thing (trapped in purgatory), this war in inevitable (awaiting reprisal, your time slips away) and it will destroy all the laws of God (the rules made of stone) and what is the rain and sky turning red and the blood and destruction is war; these things create it's structure.

Well yes I presented my analasys with the translation to the class and we listened to the song, and the teacher liked it (she even asked me for teh Reign in blood CD so she could make a copy (some people found it odd, I find it awsome when people have an open mind and try somethign new)) and gave me an A, YAY.

So there you have it Slayer is excellent!!!

PS
I dont' want to hear any anti-slayer crap or their religious or musical stuff being explained in the comments I know all about it. It's not a Slayer entery ;)

"But Mark, why don't you just set it to no comments?"

Because I believe we lla have a right to comment!
Just not something lame, please.

And have a nifty Slayer charicature too :)

Elvis Presley! The king of Rock and roll! Ingenious song writer, briliant rock and roll composer!

WRONG!!!

I'm a big Elvis fan, it's almost inherited. So I was quite saddened when I did some research behind the Public enemy Fight the power lyrics:

"Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Motherfuck him and John Wayne!"

Okay John wayne was a nazi or at least a redneck but why hate Elvis? Was he really a racist?

Well doing some backround stuff I found some racist quotes, some were false, a few even true, what caught my eye was a statement that he stole black music. Stole black music? Yes, infact many Elvis songs are covers by black blues, r&b and rock'n'roll musicians of the fifties and sixties. Did I say covers? I ment stolen songs. He did not file a request to cover that music, he took unknown songs, rock and rolled them up, and sold it as his own.

But stop right there, I'm not trying to say Elvis stole all of 'his' music, he stole a bunch, but most of his songs were written and composed for him by songwriters, after wich Elvis said Oui or Non. You know like they do for Britney Spears or Paris Hilton nowaday.

Don't Believe me? Well let's make an alaysis; since Elvis released just a shitload of songs I've taken 15 songs that are considered to be his greatest hits. So let's see how many he wrote VS How many were written for Elvis (WFE), and how many are by other artist shall we?

Hound dog - Big Mama Thornton
Love me tender - WFE - A Mix of lyrics by Ken Darby and a 1861 Civil War song
Suspicious minds - WFE - Mark James
Jailhouse rock - WFE - Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller
Viva las vegas - WFE - Doc Pomus & Mort Shuman
Return to sender - WFE - Winfield Scott and Otis Blackwell
I can't help falling in love with you - WFE - Jean Paul Egide Martini (1741-1816), George David Weiss (president of the Songwriters guild of America )
Blue suede shoes - Carl Perkins
A little less conversation - WFE - Mac Davis and Billy Strange
In the ghetto - WFE - Mac Davis
All shook up - WFE - Otis Blackwell(composer), Elvis Presley(lyricist)
Always on my mind - Brenda Lee
Don't be cruel - WFE - Otis Blackwell
Heartbreak hotel - WFE - Thomas and Mae Boren Axton
That's alright mama (His first single) - Elvis Presley

Conclusion; DAYM! Elvis wrote his own stuff at first, later he grew so famous he could get away with other people doing his job for him for the right buck. Yes The King of rock and roll is actually like 30 people. I don't mind if people sing and perform music that is not their own, if they do it well, why not, but fuck me at least don't try to sell it as your hard work! The greatest cover artist of all time is what he is.

I will admit one pro-Elvis thing though. He was one heck of a bloody good performer. The way he performed on stage and did his shows influenced all the music industry as everybody looked up to Elvis (wether that be a good or a bad thing I'll leave up to you), not to mention he was an inspiration to many legendary artist, such as my man Jimi Hendrix.

So I guess Roy Orbison really is the true king of Rock and Roll, heck even Elvis said he was a huge fan of him. Well I still listen to Elvis, it is good music and who knows maybe the originals sucked, but stealing music sucks even more.

Fuck that.
-Mark

PS
Public enemy ownz all yo assez.

OI!
I'm never using bloody myspace again, bump that! NG FTW!

Anyway this place has CHHHAAAAAANGED, and for a change I'm keeping an open mind, it only changed on the surface, the spirit and tradition of this place still make it rich with history.

Other than that my flash life is still at a hault, if you're a fan and or interested, I will be coming back with soem kicass material somewhere in spetember, ATM I'm working to get money for stuff, among the stuff is a pen tablet wich I will sue to unleash my full artistic powers, and keep up with teh ever grater flash artists. And I'll even be deleting all my shitty music and putting up some less shitty content.

That's all I have to say for now, cheers.

Also if you want here's me Deviant art, it is getting better and better!
http://markarandjus.deviantart.com/